I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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