Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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