After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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