My liver just broke up with me...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Randomize
