Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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