the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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