They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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