I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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