apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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