Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
