she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
