i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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