So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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