I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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