butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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