So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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