Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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