Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Randomize
