u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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