it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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