I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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