where am i from again
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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