So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Best friends brother. Beat that.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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