worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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