i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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