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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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