That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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