It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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