i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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