wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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