I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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