I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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