Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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