ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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