Sry I called you an 8
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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