belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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