belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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