weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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