Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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