I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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