is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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