I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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