So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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