I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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