Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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