Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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