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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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