Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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