So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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