its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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