no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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